Complaining About Guys

Dear You Know Who,

"Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Aw!"
-Guy

Give me what? I don't know what I want anymore.

I'm beginning to think that I will never get a boyfriend. I don't want a guy who just wants to do the "wild thang. "It is my prerogative. I am trying to live a Christian life and abstain from fornication. Are there any guys out there like that? I'm probably the only virgin in the world. Okay, so maybe I'm not, but it sure seems like it sometimes.

Maybe I've been trained too well and guys can tell that I am an innocent sweet girl. (That's what I look like.)

Love ya!
Mary