101 Statements About, For, or By Mary Ruthelow

  1. My name is Mary LoAnna Ruthelow.

  2. My middle name is pronounced Low - Ann - A.

  3. I was born on May 29, 1983.

  4. I was born at 12:05 AM.

  5. I was the second baby born on May 29, 1983 in the state of Maddocha.

  6. My parents are LoAnna Ruthelow-Jones and Marty Ruthelow.

  7. My father died in 1998.

  8. My mother remarried in 1999.

  9. I was born in Hardaway, Maddocha.

  10. My uncle, Dr. Hiram Ruthelow was my mother's obstetrician.

  11. My uncle was the obstetrician for all of the women in my family.

  12. I went to Cynthia Pitts High School.

  13. I graduated from high school in 2001.

  14. I received a scholarship from the Adams-Shields Foundation.

  15. I am attending Caffco University in Dorinda, Maddocha,

  16. I am majoring in Child Psychology.

  17. I plan on being a child psychologist.

  18. I am not a completed work yet.

  19. I am striving for perfection.

  20. When God gets through with me, I am going to be great.

  21. I fell out of a window on the 12th floor of an apartment building.

  22. I lost a lot of blood.

  23. I walk with a limp.

  24. I had to have two blood transfusions.

  25. I was in the hospital for a month.

  26. I was in therapy for six months.

  27. I was able to continue with my schoolwork while I was in the hospital.

  28. My teacher, then Kordilia Larmond brought my homework to school each day.

  29. My teacher came to the hospital and gave me my tests.

  30. My teacher was my uncle's girlfriend.

  31. My teacher is now my aunt, Kordilia Ruthelow.

  32. My favorite author is Winney Coleman.

  33. I have read everything by Winney Coleman.

  34. I have read Winney Coleman's Past Sins 10 times.

  35. My Aunt Kordilia gave me an autographed copy of Past Sins for my 16th birthday.

  36. My favorite singer is Ruth Fortson.

  37. My favorite Ruth Fortson song is "Not Oppressed Anymore."

  38. My Aunt Kordilia took me to my first Ruth Fortson concert in Maddocha City.

  39. My favorite dish is broccoli and cheese.

  40. I don't cook.

  41. I go to the beauty shop every week.

  42. I go to the nail salon every other week.

  43. I think lemurs are cute.

  44. I want a ring-tailed lemur.

  45. I hate wearing shoes.

  46. My aunt Bridgett Caldwell died when I was 13.

  47. I was heart broken when my aunt died.

  48. One of my cousins sung Ruth Fortson's "Not Oppressed Anymore" at the funeral.

  49. Everyone was crying and praising the Lord after my cousin sung the song.

  50. I have been meaning to make a tribute site to my Aunt Bridgett.

  51. I went on my first date with my homeboy Ron Hill.

  52. The date we went on was on Valentine's Day.

  53. He has given me a gift every Valentine's Day every since our first date.

  54. I have given him a gift every Valentine's Day since then, too.

  55. Ron's wife is cool with the fact that we still send each other Valentine's Day gifts.

  56. Ron is three years older than me.

  57. I wish someone would make a movie out of Winney Coleman's Past Sins.

  58. Right now, my computer is moving slow and it is irking me.

  59. Jesus made a difference in my life.

  60. You oughta been there when the Holy Ghost fell on me. You oughta been there.

  61. I have went to church all my life.

  62. I grew up as a member of Reed's Chapel COGIC.

  63. My aunt Bridgett was a member of the church and she let me go to church with her.

  64. I accepted Christ into my life when I was 6 years old.

  65. I was baptized when I was five years old.

  66. My mother and father didn't attend church until after my Aunt Bridgett died.

  67. That was my aunt's last wish for me and my parents.

  68. Both of my parents were saved at Reed's Chapel.

  69. Monica Austin's father founded the church that I grew up in.

  70. Now that I am free, I know that God's love is covering me.

  71. Life now is sweet and my joy is complete.

  72. Despite all that I've been through, I still have my joy.

  73. I meet LaDawnya Adams when she came to church with her grandmother, Monica Austin.

  74. Her mother, Kourtnee Adams, gave me a scholarship to go to Cynthia Pitts High School.

  75. I want to go to Paris, France.

  76. God's been good to me.

  77. As long as I live, I'll testify that God's been good. Mighty mighty good.

  78. Excuse me. I need a praise break. You can join me if you want to.

  79. God's been good.

  80. He's healed my body.

  81. He saved my soul and now I can tell.

  82. So good, so good, so good, so good.

  83. Long as I live, I'll testify, You've been good.

  84. I have light brown eyes.

  85. My favorite basketball team is the Hardaway Heat.

  86. My uncle bought my aunt and I season tickets to the Hardaway Heat games when I was 13 until I was 18.

  87. I encourage children to dream.

  88. I encourage children to pray.

  89. I encourage children to read.

  90. My favorite saying is, "Keep on dreaming."

  91. Another saying I like to say is, "Don't give up on your dream."

  92. Another saying I say is, "Never give up!"

  93. I may run slowly, but I will finish the race.

  94. Can't nobody tell me that there isn't anything I can't do.

  95. I will keep on dreaming.

  96. I dislike green peas.

  97. I ate some hominy once.

  98. I threw the hominy up afterwards.

  99. I dislike it when people look over your shoulder.

  100. I like going to church.

  101. I exercise everyday.

  102. I get a massage every month.

  103. I wanted to be an obstetrician when I was little.

  104. Nosey people get on my nerves.

  105. I didn't cry at my father's funeral.

  106. I danced because I knew he was saved when he died.

  107. My father was a deacon at Reed's Chapel.

  108. My mother is an usher at Reed's Chapel.

  109. I sung in the youth choir at Reed's Chapel.

  110. I was a junior usher at Reed's Chapel.

  111. My aunt Bridgett was the general church secretary,

  112. She kept track of the offerings that members gave for tax purposes.

  113. Some glad morning when this life is over, I'll fly away.

  114. To a home where joy shall never end, I'll fly away.

  115. I always try to do my best.

  116. When my best isn't enough, God makes up the difference.

  117. Sometimes, I hear my Aunt Bridgett's voice saying, "Hold on baby. It's gonna be alright. God's got His hand in it."

  118. I miss my Aunt Bridgett.

  119. I miss my father, sometimes.

  120. My mother is an only child.

  121. I am an only child.

  122. Dameun Grant of the Petersburg Mustangs was born in May just like me.

  123. Stacy McDurney of the Maddocha City Wolves was born in May just like me.

  124. Bishop Powers of the Booneville Trojans was born in May just like me.

  125. Detrick Madkins of the Maddocha City Wolves was born in May just like me.

  126. Kevun Granite of the Petersburg Mustangs was born in May just like me.

  127. Jay Law of the Wallace Wave Bob Cats was born in May just like me.

  128. Stephen Nelson of the Helena Lightening was born in May like just me.

  129. Cabel Adams of the Petersburg Mustangs was born in May just like me.

  130. Franklin Johnson of the Petersburg Mustangs was born in May just like me.

  131. Byron Bibby of the Petersburg Mustangs was born in May just like me.

  132. Good Richards of the Aurora Hawks was bon in May just like me.

No Bowl of Jell-O

Dear You Know Who,

"...I'm lost without you. I'm lost without you... Let me be the first to say. I'm lost without you..."
-BeBe & CeCe Winans

Okay, so I am going to start complaining. Life ain't no bowl of Jell-O. I don't know what to do. I hate being here. Maybe I don't enjoy my surroundings. Maybe I just don't want to admit that I would rather be in Iowa than to be here. My cat doesn't even like me. Life sucks, then you die. I suppose that does not really mean anything, but it does seem to be the real feeling that I feel.

Love ya!
Mary

Bunch of Quotes

"Eleanor Rigby spent half her life alone, no fault of her own. Made a decision love has no place in her home..."
-Babyface

What's up? How's life and things? Nothing much is going on today. I figured I might spill my guts and be truthful for once. (Who knows? I might accomplish something.)

How about love? What is all about? My love life sucks. To be exact. I have no love life. I sometimes think that if I did, I wouldn't know what to think.

"...You were so afraid that love would blow your heart away..."
-Babyface

Yea, I know. My sentiments exactly. I also think that guys would not like me because I don't have certain measurements.

"...Poison as can be with a high-powered chest... Never trust a big butt and a smile..."
-Bell Biv Devoe

Now, you understand what I mean. I sometimes think that if I find a guy, he will just say:

"...I'm sorry, but you're not my kind of girl..."
-New Edition

Help me please!! What can a person do?

"...I often wonder how I managed always searching, but not finding a true heart. What does it take to find me a lover? I'm hoping that I don't have to fly too far..."
-Troop

"What you've been missing in a man; I can supply it, your wish is my command..."
-Johnny Gill

I wish.

Anyway, that's all I have for now.

Love ya!
Mary

P.S. Have a nice day.